Horrible Fashion Trends
Aw, you guys stuck it through and made it all the way to part 5! You all are such babes ;). Click if you want to read the previous parts of the series: half shaved heads, talon nails, Uggs, or Crocs! But any-who, let the drums roll!!!
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Number 5: Vajazzing
Have you ever heard of the more family friendly bedazzling? Well, it is using this little tool to impress beads and rhinestones onto your shoes, shirts, hats, whatever and end up looking like a fairy threw up on you. Anyways, it’s something like this…
Well, if you have not connected the dots yet, vajazzling is bedazzling’s evil, dirty brother. Instead of decorating your ugly jeans and over-sized hats with glitter and rhinestones, you decorate your hoo-ha. People put stars, hearts, flowers, pretty much any shape or design they want…down there. They even do wedding specials and have “I do” painted on their lady bits.
I don’t know who thought this up, but this is truly a horrible trend and just an overall idiotic idea. Do you really want it to look like a fire cracker went off in your pants? I sincerely hope not.
This trend has even gone so far as to moving on to pejazzling for men. I really don’t want to get into that. If you want to know more, look it up, but I beg you.. just don’t.
The definition of bedazzle is to please irresistibly; enchant…but trust me if you vajazzle yourself, you will not please anyone, you will freak them out and make them run for the hills, far away from your shimmering, shining punani.
However, if this interests you and you actually want to try this out…for reasons I will never understand, then in the words of Rihanna, “shine bright like a diamond.”
But seriously don’t do it.