How to Get Over Her
“My girlfriend just recently left me for another guy. I’ve been hooking up with random chicks, but it’s not helping. How do I get over her?”
Chuck Palahniuk said it best: “the best revenge of all is happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone having a good fucking laugh.” Maybe you’re not “happy” without her at this specific moment, but you were happy before her and you’ll be happy again. The old saying, “the best way to get over somebody is to get under another,” doesn’t always work, other than the numbing effect, so maybe protect your little soldiers for a while and stay away from easy midtown ass. You were in a committed relationship for a decent amount of time, now it’s time to focus on you. Be a man, bro. Rub some dirt on it, chug some whiskey and chase it with Natty Light, make everyday “max out day” and find that dusty Jenna Jameson movie your ex never knew you had. If you can’t love yourself, who the fuck will?